Biography
The lazy biography…
Full Name
Philip. J. Dodd (no, i wont tell you what the J stands for!)
Date of Birth
12th May 1974, East London.
Astrological Guff
Western: Taurus, Cancer rising.
Chinese: Tiger, element Wood.
Nationality
English
Religion
Atheist (i.e. none)
Education
GCSEs, AS Levels, A Levels, BA (Hons), MA (Merit).
Likes
Sensuality, thunderstorms, lilies, satire, lie-ins, cats especially tigers.
Dislikes
Garlic, children, couples who take their children to art galleries (I ask you, what is the point?), jazz, Microsoft, dogs.
Key Traits
Honest, down-to-earth, energetic, determined, sincere, intuitive, diligent, polite, curious, balanced, thoughtful.
Bad Points
Did you really expect me to fill this in!?
Favourite Quotes
Douglas Adams
“The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.”
Billy Connolly
“The desire to become a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”
Eric Hoffer
“The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.”
Miss Roddy (a teacher)
“Why should you go to university? That’s easy: because it is three years of no responsibility.”
Billy Connolly
“Never trust a man who does not have a sense of humour.”
Bill Hicks
“If you do an advert your off the artistic register forever.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Specialisation is for insects.”
Edward Zehr
“I wouldn’t call it fascism exactly, but a political system nominally controlled by an irresponsible, dumbed down electorate who are manipulated by dishonest, cynical, controlled mass media that dispense the propaganda of a corrupt political establishment can hardly be described as democracy either.”